Flappy Trump

Flappy Trump catapults political parody into classic “tap-to-flap” action.
Glide past soaring-inflation pillars and falling-birth-rate pillars, scoop up shimmering Trump Coins, and survive a whirlwind of power-ups, debuffs, and ever-shifting skies. Every run feels fresh, frantic, and laugh-out-loud ridiculous.

🔹 Gameplay at a Glance
One-Tap Controls – Easy to learn, devilishly hard to master.

Dynamic Difficulty – Every coin ramps up pillar speed, gap changes, and spawn rates. The richer you get, the wilder it gets.

Beautiful changing backgrounds -- As you play, backgrounds slowly change over time, showing beautiful stylized locations around the USA

🔹 Power-Ups & Debuffs

Item What it does
Obstacle Blaster Deletes the next pillar directly ahead—perfect for tight squeezes.
Shield Brief invulnerability to all collisions.
Child-Bonus Cheque A $5 k “tax credit” that shrinks falling-birth-rate pillars for a few seconds.
Crying Baby Touching one makes falling-birth-rate pillars grow taller—watch those gaps!
Slow Fall Random gravity shifts that punish mistimed taps.
Score Reducer Cuts a chunk off your score; humility can hurt.
(“Pillars” = every vertical obstacle in the game. No pipes here!)

🔹 Why You’ll Keep Coming Back
Progressive Chaos – The better you play, the tougher the world fights back.

Pure Skill, Zero Ads – No timers, no pay-to-win, no forced ads—ever.

Offline Friendly – Perfect for flights, subways, or any place the Wi-Fi covfefe doesn’t deliver.

Parody Done Right – A tongue-in-cheek tribute, not endorsed by any campaign or organisation.

🔹 Tips from the Dev
Tap lightly—over-flapping (or under-flapping) leads to a quick end.

Coins are double-edged: each one boosts your score and the game’s speed.

Enjoy the endlessly changing skylines as you flap across America.

🔹 Roadmap (Free Updates)
Global Leaderboards (opt-in, privacy-first)

Seasonal Themes – Election season, holiday specials, Space Force crossover

🔒 A Word on Privacy
We collect no personal data, run no ads, and earn revenue only from your one-time purchase. If we ever introduce cloud saves, you’ll be asked directly—and can wipe your data anytime by emailing developers@baileytec.net.

Tap Install and see if you can beat soaring prices, plummeting birth rates, and your own high score in the most chaotic flapper this side of the ballot box!